12 Apr 2013

A Programmer's Day

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Very funny GIFs. You won't smile ONLY if you are not a programmer!

When the project manager enters the office





When I'm deploying code to production



When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning



When my regex returned exactly what I expected



When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla



When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never

be used



When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production



When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer



When I apply a new CSS for the first time



When sysadmin finally gives us the root access



When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of

development



When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix

bugs



When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive



When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug



When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday



When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug



When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented



When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation



When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project



When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the

deadline



When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten

semicolon



When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon



When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen



When the client tries to click on the mockups



When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to

production



When my script finally worked



When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague



When I'm told that my code is broken in production



When I find a solution without searching Google



When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"



When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines

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